Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Thank you, Captains Obvious!

Washington Post reports that a blue-ribbon panel has declared the sky to be blue:

WASHINGTON -- An independent panel headed by two former U.S. national security advisers said Wednesday that chaos in Iraq was due in part to inadequate postwar planning.
But hey, how can you trust the product of two raving revolutionaries like Brent Snowcroft and Samuel (no, those aren't classified National Archives records in my pants, I've just been daydreaming about Jessica Simpson) Berger.

Meanwhile, back at the White House:

Eric Draper/AP
"Heh, heh . . . Mars, bitches!"

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